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October 23, 2013

I looked in the mirror this evening with my reading glasses on (can’t see a word without them now) and had a horrible shock … my eyebrows had a couple of wiry white hairs growing out from them at oblique angles and worse than that, I have a moustache.

I don’t need to grow one for Movember, I have one already, not a Zapata or a Lech Walesa but one that’s clearly visible (particularly on the left side …).

Why has nobody told me? Is everyone waiting until I leave the room and then exploding into fits of disgusted giggles?

Dear oh dear … on Friday I high tail it to the threading people to have my eyebrows mended and my moustache hoiked out.

So busy looking after my small person I totally forgot to look in the mirror at myself.

Note to self for the morning; Must find thick paper bag and cut eye holes in it to put over head before I go out in public to stop anyone else from seeing me in such a state!

Oh the shame…

so NOT a yummy Mummy! Poor Hope …

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. October 23, 2013 11:18 pm

    Didn’t like to mention it, but are you going to get the ZZ Top beard seen to whilst you’re at it? You are daft – saw you only last Friday and you looked lovely and tanned and smooth of face.

    • October 24, 2013 12:02 am

      you clearly didn’t have your reading glasses on!!!

  2. chrisconder permalink
    October 24, 2013 7:23 pm

    I am forever finding stray eyebrows on my chin. worry not. worse things appen at sea.

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